- Team Owner: Ryan
- Year: 2017
- Draft Pick: 8th
- Record: 7-6
- Finish: 2nd
- Playoffs: Finals (Lost to Brent)
- Also Known As: Daddy Donald Banishes Lavar
Schedule
| Week | Opp | PF | PA | Point Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Serenity | 144.4 | 134.3 | 10.1 |
| 2 | Tyler | 125.7 | 169.2 | -43.5 |
| 3 | Conner | 118.8 | 129.4 | -10.6 |
| 4 | David | 141.9 | 138.2 | 3.7 |
| 5 | Tyler | 171 | 160.2 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Kelvin | 102.3 | 153.6 | -51.3 |
| 7 | Conner | 161.3 | 122.4 | 38.9 |
| 8 | Hannon | 183 | 96.2 | 86.8 |
| 9 | Andrew | 141.4 | 151.9 | -10.5 |
| 10 | Conner | 134.4 | 153.2 | -18.8 |
| 11 | Brent | 151.2 | 168.7 | -17.5 |
| 12 | Hannon | 138.1 | 134.3 | 3.8 |
| 13 | Tyler | 195.4 | 150.6 | 44.8 |
| Playoffs Rd 2 | Tyler | 177.2 | 114.9 | 62.3 |
| Playoffs Rd 3 | Brent | 149.5 | 211 | -61.5 |
Roster
| Pos | Name | Pts | Pts/G |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB |  Alex Smith (Wsh) |
388.5 | 25.9 |
| RB |  LeSean McCoy (Buf) |
331.0 | 20.7 |
| RB/WR |  Julio Jones (Atl) |
257.1 | 16.1 |
| RB/WR |  Christian McCaffrey (Car) |
274.0 | 17.1 |
| RB/WR |  Latavius Murray (Min) |
204.7 | 12.8 |
| WR |  Tyreek Hill (KC) |
296.0 | 19.7 |
| TE |  Travis Kelce (KC) |
233.9 | 15.6 |
| FLEX |  Javorius Allen (Bal) |
196.7 | 12.3 |
| D/ST |  Patriots D/ST |
220.5 | 13.8 |
| K |  Stephen Hauschka (Buf) |
131.0 | 8.2 |
| Bench |  Seahawks D/ST |
309.1 | 19.3 |
| Bench |  Cameron Brate (TB) |
143.1 | 8.9 |
| Bench |  Matt Forte (NYJ) |
141.0 | 11.8 |
| Bench |  Robert Woods (LAR) |
173.7 | 14.5 |
| Bench |  Orleans Darkwa (NYG) |
180.9 | 12.1 |
| Bench |  Robby Anderson (NYJ) |
210.6 | 13.2 |
| Bench |  Samaje Perine (Wsh) |
152.3 | 11.7 |
