Historic Teams

Omar

Omar played in the league for two years from 2015-2016.

His team achieved great success in 2015 under the name “Lebanese Lesbians” as he went 10-4 and earned a 1st overall seed before losing to Andrew in the opening round of the playoffs.

In 2016, he went under the name “Pakistani Pick Six” and achieved far less success, going 4-9 and missing the playoffs before he was dismissed from the league and replaced with Tyler.

His overall record in the league was 14-13.

Hannon

Hannon played in the league for two years from 2016 to 2017.

Her team achieved great success in her inaugural season as she took the league by storm, going 11-2 (tied for best record ever in the league). She carried the momentum all the way to the playoffs where she defeated Andrew in the championship game, the first of two championships that are now outside the league.

2017 was a different story for Hannon as she was waiting for a cash prize for her championship that she never received. She felt slighted at this inaction and thus stopped actively checking the league. Under the name “Where the Fuck Is Mickey?” she finished with a 3-10 record and a 7th place finish. She chose to leave the league at the conclusion of the season.

Football by Committee

Football by Committee was a commissioner-owned team that was drafted via best player available. The team received a weekly 10-point deduction for not being a real team. Surprisingly, the team performed quite well, all things considered, finishing at 6-7. The team was automatically disqualified from the playoffs for not being a real team, inadvertently leading to Kelvin’s first and only playoff win.

Trent

Trent played in the league for one year in 2019 under the name the “Washington Nathans.” Much like Serenity, he enjoyed a lot of success in his only year in the league, finishing at 8-5 and winning the league title over Andrew.

Trent chose to exit the league at the end of the year due to personal reasons.

Conner

Conner was an original league member who was active from 2015 to 2022. Conner reached the playoffs from 2015 to 2019 and made his final appearance in 2022. He never reached further than the semifinal round. He is the only person in the league to lose to Kelvin in the playoffs. He harbored a deep rivalry with Andrew, despite only winning two games in fourteen tries.

He was ejected from the league at the conclusion of the 2022 season due to statements made against league members on a podcast.